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February 2nd 2022 CET

GTI in Valentine's Day dry run: Hoopla 11 Feb 2022A bit like in films and TV shows where teenagers practice kissing their (e.g) hand before attempting to do so to another human, why not get in shape for Valentine's day by showering love on GTI as we jump around and shout things in a manner that can only be described as "attention seeking?" GTI will observe one of its most beloved traditions by including a performer, in Sam Roulston, who will only have met the others about half an hour before the show. More abo ...Continue Reading

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December 10th 2021 CET

GTI fields top line-up in unmissable Dec 17 Hoopla Xmas show.This Christmas, you will be visited by three ghosts; one asking if you intend to see GTI on Friday December 17 at Hoopla, sharing a top-drawer bill with the splendid Clusterfox and the brilliant Do Not Adjust Your Stage; another accompanying you to Hoopla on the night of Friday December 17 to watch GTI share a top-drawer bill with the splendid Clusterfox and the brilliant Do Not Adjust Your Stage and making you pay for him because, as a ghost, he doesn't have ...Continue Reading

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September 30th 2021 CET

GTI. Hoopla. The Miller. Friday 08 October 2021. Dylan Emery, Ali James, Jessie Rutland, Phil Whelans.Why not join GTI at Hoopla , sharing a top-drawer night with the splendid Hotel Michelle and the exciting Track 96 ?Friday 08 October 8.00pm Tickets here The Miller, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS.  MapGTI will be...Dylan Emery is co-founder of Olivier Award-winning West End, Edinburgh Festival and Radio 4 Impro Hit, Showstopper and Ken Campbell-inspired hard-bardics masterclass, the  ...Continue Reading

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August 25th 2021 CET

GTI: Hoopla at The Miller, 03 September 2021 – Gaga, Emery, Mooney, Whelans.Why not join GTI at Hoopla, sharing a top-drawer night with Comediasians and the brilliant The Homunculus .Friday 03 September*8.00pmTickets hereThe Miller,Snowsfields Road,London SE1 3SS.  Map*In expectation of Phil and Monica's failure to persuade Har Mar Superstar to form an impro group called Phiharmonica, GTI will comprise...Monica Gaga - as seen, heard and staged on BBC3, London Live, BBC History, BBC Radio London, Global Pi ...Continue Reading

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July 31st 2021 CET

Masks ON: It’s Friday 13th*.*Friday 13th/Covid analogy falls at first hurdle** ** as Olympic hurdling/failure of analogy analogy storms into lead*** *** in unwise doubling down of Olympic racing analogy****. ****Anyway…Why not join GTI on the luckiest night of the year™ for another exemplary night of impro at Hoopla , along with, among others, GAMEZ?Friday 13 August 8.00pm Tickets here The Miller, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS.  MapGTI will comprise…Ruth Bratt– TV includes ...Continue Reading

Attending this show will boost your immunity.

June 28th 2021 CET

GTI at The Miller, July 9 2021: Forristal, Emery, Whelans, Mooney in time travel miracle.That’s right: in a massive F.U. to the Gregorian calendar and our understanding of time, GTI will take to the stage at Hoopla on Friday July 9 2021, two days before the 2020 European Championship Football Final. Now that the go-ahead has been given for noteworthy events to simply up sticks and move to a different year, the Kennedy assassination has applied to take place in 1971 and the emancipation proc ...Continue Reading

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May 28th 2021 CET

GTI back FOR GOOD*Grand Theft Impro maintains its punishing two-shows-every-14-months schedule with a return to the stage at Hoopla Impro NEXT WEEK.Friday June 4, The Miller, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS. Map8.00pm tickets*pending Government review.Gaze on in sorrow and disbelief as GTI try to change their background to a jpeg of a New York skyline and spend the first 30 seconds of the show on mute.Will GTI remember to wear clothing below the waist?Will Jackie Weaver have any authority at all over this show?Wil ...Continue Reading

Fri Oct. 16: Goody Two, Goody Two, Goody Goody Two Shows

October 7th 2020 CET

Fri Oct. 16: Goody Two, Goody Two, Goody Goody Two Shows That's right; after a break of 7 months - a long enough time to gestate a not-quite-ready child - Grand Theft Impro returns to live performance at Hoopla with not one, not two, not three... but two shows... Friday October 16 The Miller, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS.  Map 7.30pm Tickets here and... Friday October 16 The Miller, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS.  Map 8.45pm Tickets here Will GTI have forgotten how to ...Continue Reading

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February 9th 2020 CET

Fri Feb 14 – strangely familiar date sees top-notch impro show take place. Friday February 14 The Miller, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS. Map 8.00pm Tickets here Grand Theft Impro will take to the stage in the form of Phil Whelans, Susan Harrison, Alan Marriott and Jessie Rutland. For an idea of how this will look, the same people who did the movie of “Cats” have created a composite of all four performers (see image.) The show will be one long continuous performance, courtesy of t ...Continue Reading

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December 5th 2019 CET

Fri 13 Dec: Grand Theft Impro attempt Xmas Office Party whilst doing show. Friday 13 December Hoopla Impro The Miller Pub 96, Snowsfields Road, London SE1 3SS. Map 8.00pm £8.50 here On Friday 13 December, why not see which mysterious force wins out as December's Seasonal Cheer goes head-to-head with Friday the Thirteenth's innate bad luck? Perhaps a nest of spiders will have hatched inside the Christmas cracker you are about to pull; or maybe your paper crown will cut off the blood supply to your brain; or perhap ...Continue Reading
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